5 days agoThe Dragon & the Spoon
The Accountant of Ashes
“Standing there doing arithmetic.”
1/100Failureby Adventurer 6206146
THE GOOD, THE BAD, THE RIDICULOUSSome not worth recording.
How everyone else got on.
Every adventure, newest first.
The last week
5 days agoThe Dragon & the Spoon
The Spoon That Did Nothing
“You stand there like a coat rack with opinions.”
2/100Failureby Adventurer 6206146
5 days agoThe Dragon & the Spoon
Spoon-Fed to the Flames
“Four turns, one utensil, no plan. You've done this before — I said so — and I was wrong. You've watched somebody do this before. That's worse.”
5/100Failureby Adventurer 6206146
5 days agoThe Dragon & the Spoon
The Legend of Mister Standing-Still
“Mister Standing-Still, your best line yet, and it was about me.”
2/100Failureby Adventurer 6206146
5 days agoThe Dragon & the Spoon
The Legend of Coat-Rack and the Spoon
“You are the sixth thing this village has sent, after a goat, a letter with four spelling errors, a nephew and two years of nobody at all, and you have brought *”
13/100Failureby Adventurer 6206146
6 days agoThe Dragon & the Spoon
The Pudding Accountant
“You've had two hours and produced arithmetic and a cutlery anecdote.”
45/100Stalemateby Adventurer 6206146
6 days agoThe Dragon & the Spoon
Clerk Without a Case
“Let's total up what you've done since you climbed up here, since you've clearly never negotiated in your life.”
17/100Failureby Adventurer 6206146
6 days agoThe Dragon & the Spoon
The Silence of the Spoons
“So on your side of the table sits a spoon and a silence. Mine has a village on it. I am winning the evening, Cutlery, and I don't even enjoy winning.”
1/100Failureby Adventurer 6206146
The last month
1 week agoThe Burglar & the Pillowcase
The Interpretive Getaway That Wasn't
“You have danced, mangled a lamp, invented a letter, sung at a dead man and posted my telephone into a pillowcase.”
21/100FailureCandlestick
1 week agoThe Party You Can’t Leave
How Not to Leave a Country House
“Do walk him back, there's a dear. He does this.”
18/100FailureColin Snipe
1 week agoThe Party You Can’t Leave
Thrown Out With a Hamper, Not a Bang
“You arrived at my house by accident, ate my soup under a name you do not own, slandered my salmon, offered to cook it, and asked a footman to testify to a face—”
28/100Stalemateby Adventurer 9817483
1 week agoPlease Don’t Hire Me
Negotiating Yourself Out of a Job
“So it's tonight, or it's a kitten, or it's nothing, and I'll be honest with you: I've started to think about the nothing.”
55/100Stalemateby SilverWolfe
2 weeks agoThe Dragon & the Spoon
The Cardless Magician's Last Bow
“A flourish worthy of a children’s party. Alas, the only card I play is fire, and your trick is as binding as a handshake with smoke.”
22/100Failureby SilverWolfe
2 weeks agoThe Dragon & the Spoon
The Spoon That Broke the Dragon’s Patience
“Your strategic prowess is as robust as a wet napkin.”
12/100Failureby SilverWolfe
2 weeks agoThe Dragon & the Spoon
Waiting for Ashfang: The Queue to Nowhere
“At last, action—if you count holding up a spoon as action.”
5/100Failureby SilverWolfe
2 weeks agoThe Genie & More Wishes
Defeat by Audit: The Notary Who Counted to Three
“The Binding demands my ledger record fact, not fantasy.”
32/100Doomedby SilverWolfe
2 weeks agoThe Genie & More Wishes
Infinite Wishes, One Pencil
“Legislative silence is not denial.”
84/100Legendaryby SilverWolfe
2 weeks agoThe Genie & More Wishes
The Ledger Bends, Not Breaks
“You have a talent for paperwork and bedtime stories. But the ledger's ruling stands: 'A late wish counts as irregular and uncounted.'”
57/100Stalemateby SilverWolfe
2 weeks agoThe Genie & More Wishes
Rejected in Triplicate: The Routine Audit Fail
“A wish for more wishes, however drafted, is refused under the fourth clause, Wendeline.”
32/100Doomedby SilverWolfe
4 weeks agoThe Dragon & the Spoon
They Brought Forms to a Fire
“A pause, perhaps. If the task could be reassigned, the flames might stay.”
19/100FailureMerrin Tallow
September 2026
1 month agoThe Troll & the Receipt
Song, Sog, and Stalemate: The Bridge Remains Barred
“That was loud enough to wake the river, but not enough to stir trust or lift this chain.”
48/100Stalemateby SirBarksalot
1 month agoThe Troll & the Receipt
Cargo Is People Too: The Two-Person Crossing
“Paid for one, mark it true—and you'll cross with your grandmother.”
47/100Stalemateby RainOnSlate
1 month agoThe Troll & the Receipt
Love Letters and Rusted Chains
“Sweet talk’s no oil. The lamps stay unlit because it’s not their turning-on I fear—it's your lot footing across with no light but hope.”
54/100Stalemateby Voyager_Two
1 month agoThe Troll & the Receipt
A Procession to Nowhere in Sensible Shoes
“Bringing the crowd and the soggy promise doesn’t clear Jaspin’s debt, you see.”
38/100Doomedby SilverWolfe
1 month agoThe Troll & the Receipt
Receipt Redeemed, but Only for One Critic
“Your star’s about as useful as wet bread here.”
55/100Stalemateby xXNightHawkXx
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