QUEST #3348-89D5FEATUREDFREE
The Dragon & the Spoon
“Finally. A snack that brings its own cutlery.”
THE QUEST BOARDHR has some concerns.
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Locked quests open with one payment this season, yours to keep. Or play the free one: The Dragon & the Spoon.
QUEST #702D-87B1LOCKED
Please Don’t Hire Me
“You say you can’t tame lions? That’s exactly what the good ones say.”
QUEST #73DB-B0DBLOCKED
The Party You Can’t Leave
“You’ve called my fish overdone, my footman a thief and me a stranger. I may adopt you.”
QUEST #65EB-AC7BLOCKED
The Burglar & the Pillowcase
“I’m calling the police. You can put my silver down, or you can talk fast.”
QUEST #FD33-C92FLOCKED
The Fire Mage & the Ice Cube
“Nothing personal. I have to burn something by noon, and your town is the right size.”
QUEST #FB36-D951LOCKED
Just Here for the Toaster
“That toaster’s yours. Well. Nearly yours. Just sign here first.”
QUEST #0EB9-82A2LOCKED
The Wish Demon
“Make a wish. I’ll grant it word for word. You won’t like it.”
QUEST #3B31-9304LOCKED
Pushed On Stage
“Speak, Messenger! What news? Six hundred souls hang on your every word.”
QUEST #7B7A-A847LOCKED
Not For Sale, Says the Ghost
“And that’s the ghost! Original 1893 resident. Included in the price.”
QUEST #9B99-9F49LOCKED
Bedtime Negotiations
“You’re not the boss of bedtime. Mr. Buttons is.”
QUEST #7769-629CCOMING SOON
The Knight Who Says No
“No. None pass. Not you, and not the duck.”
Not written yet. The catalog knows what it is; nobody has played it.
QUEST #8843-A962COMING SOON
Meet Her Father
“So you’re the one. She says you’ve got a way with words. Sit down anyway.”
Not written yet. The catalog knows what it is; nobody has played it.
QUEST #4EA0-EE88COMING SOON
Donald Trump and the Paperclip
“Last slice. Tremendous slice. What are you offering for it?”
Not written yet. The catalog knows what it is; nobody has played it.
QUEST #ED2A-94B9COMING SOON
Gordon Ramsay and the Lasagna
“Talk me through what I am looking at.”
Not written yet. The catalog knows what it is; nobody has played it.
QUEST #707B-AC2ECOMING SOON
Taylor Swift and the Friendship Bracelet
“Oh, you’re here. Perfect. I’m writing a song about you. What rhymes with careless?”
Not written yet. The catalog knows what it is; nobody has played it.
QUEST #25E3-C548COMING SOON
Kim Kardashian and the Price Sticker
“Fifty cents? For this lamp? Babe, no. It’s four hundred now.”
Not written yet. The catalog knows what it is; nobody has played it.
QUEST #4935-B273COMING SOON
Simon Cowell and the Kazoo
“Whatever you are about to do, I have seen it done better. Off you go.”
Not written yet. The catalog knows what it is; nobody has played it.
QUEST #FFA3-F9D5COMING SOON
Morgan Freeman and the Earplugs
“And so they sat down for their first date, unaware they were being narrated. They would try to stop it. They would fail.”
Not written yet. The catalog knows what it is; nobody has played it.
QUEST #18BF-6415EARLY ACCESS
The Alibi
“I’ll say this for you: it’s a very bad alibi. Murderers usually bring a better one.”
QUEST #18A1-DF30EARLY ACCESS
The Genie & More Wishes
“Three wishes. The last man to ask for more is a pencil now. Not that one. Probably.”
QUEST #D907-A685EARLY ACCESS
The Troll & the Receipt
“Bridge is shut. Flood or no flood. A receipt won’t open it.”
QUEST #B399-EB03EARLY ACCESS
The Eulogy
“You barely knew my brother, and you’re giving his eulogy. Go on. I’m listening.”
QUEST #1DCA-7AF2EARLY ACCESS
The Sphinx & the Bad Riddle
“A hint, since you look clever: it isn’t a river. Everybody says a river. It’s embarrassing for all of us.”
QUEST #52EC-2E55EARLY ACCESS
The Medium & the Message
“Eleven years you’ve faked talking to the dead? Well, I’m dead, and I’m here. Tell my wife the truth.”
QUEST #????-????5 SPOTS REMAINING
Write the next one with us.
Your quest, made with the founders. An impossible task, a useless object, and your name on it.