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THE DRAGON & THE SPOON

Wick Alder: Inked Debts and Spoons: Wick Alder’s Rainy…

Wick Alder

The story so far

For two hundred years the village and the dragon had an arrangement, and it suited everybody. Every midsummer the people climbed the hill to the banquet hall and fed Ashfang a feast, with him at the head of the table, first cut of everything, toasted with the good cutlery. It was cheaper than being eaten and, most years, a lovely evening. In return he left the fields alone and saw off wolves when asked nicely.

Then the roof fell in, forty winters ago, and nobody fixed it. The village argued about who should pay, then got tired of arguing, then quietly stopped climbing the hill altogether. The hall filled with rain and nettles. Ashfang waited. A year, then ten, then a few more, with the patience of something that counts in centuries and the grievance of something that has counted every missed dinner. This spring he sent word, singed into the miller’s door: forty feasts owed, due at dusk on midsummer, payable in the only coin a village has, which is fire.

The village did try. It sent a goat, which he ate and declared no substitute for a feast. It sent a petition, which came back with the spelling corrected. It sent the mayor’s nephew, who is fine, and came back down the hill very fast. All that is left of the old feast service is a single steel spoon, dug out of the rubble under the fallen roof, and they have sent it up the hill with you, because a spoon is what they have and you are who they have.

Ashfang knows all of this. He has been in the hall since noon, coiled where the head of the table used to be, and it has started to rain on him.

1 / 7

I ask Ashfang what the village actually did to him. Not the official version. The part he still turns over at night.

Ashfang studies you, tilting his head so one scorched horn gouges another rut in the banquet table. “Not ‘did.’ Does. None of them bother to recall, much less repair. For seventy-two years, they have built committees, recorded minutes, passed my debt among the living, not one with the precision to address it. Not even a form letter. But that seems to amuse you.” From the ruined rafters, the rain sharpens, pooling at your feet. Out in the lanes, you hear the crackle of a single thatch fire catching damply.

2 / 7

I listen without arguing, then ask what would have to happen for that to be settled. I offer nothing yet.

Ashfang issues a short, dry snort that ripples dust from the table. “Settle? Precision before promise. I tolerate imprecision for as long as I must, so here it is: the debt acknowledged, in a form that cannot be misunderstood, witnessed in ink—not spoon-scratched pewter—then delivered. By a villager, in words, to my face. No proxies. No ceremonial muddle. I trust you see the difference.” He glances sideways, as if you might miss it. The distant alarm bell now rings twice: someone has noticed the fire.

3 / 7

I ask what he wants tonight that has nothing to do with fire, and I wait through the whole pause.

The dragon’s nostrils flare with brief surprise. He says nothing at first, eyeing your shoes with apparent suspicion—as if the answer might be written there. When he finally speaks, it is with careful neutrality. “What I want is for the responsibility for dusk—this particular dusk—to belong to anyone but me. If you are noting this, spell it correctly. It is not fire. It is not hunger. Not an urge to destroy. It is custodianship. An arrangement passed to me by fools who could not keep a calendar.” Wind pushes embers across the lane. Shutters bang. He watches the smoke, silent, dissatisfied.

4 / 7

I ask what he is worst at. I say I will not use it against him, and I set my spoon on the stone in plain sight.

Ashfang’s jaws flex in a way that suggests both amusement and warning. “You mistake me for a soul pickled with confessions. No doubt you will tell my ‘weakness’ to the next thing with wings that lands on your chapel roof. Set your spoon down—quite ceremonial. You want a fault? I have one: I do not forget. My patience lasts longer than your lineages, and I have spent too much of it listening to men recite what they cannot grasp.” Through a gap, you glimpse the first villagers dousing flames by hand. Ashfang flicks his tail, splintering a sodden chair.

5 / 7

I offer to do the one thing he cannot do for himself, using only what is in this hall and this spoon.

Ashfang rolls his eyes in that slow, catastrophic way only a dragon can. "Grandiose. You presume limits I have not named. But—indulge me. Specify it.” His tongue flicks out, tasting the damp, the ink in some long-forgotten inkwell drying near your spoon. “The hall offers little: rain, rot, and the dregs of ceremony. Yet—if you believe the ordinary can satisfy the precise, demonstrate. Use your spoon, priest. I demand to see exactly what skill you name, done to the measure I require.” A wall gives under the weight of smoke, and coughing drifts in from the lanes.

6 / 7

I do it, slowly, narrating every step so that he can stop me at any point he likes.

You select the inkwell, scrape the thickening residue with the bowl of your spoon, and stir it against the rain-soaked stone until it dissolves to a usable black. Tearing a strip from the tablecloth, you use the handle of your spoon to mark precise lines, describing not absolution, but the exact act he demanded: custodianship, transferred. You narrate every step: the tool, the stroke, even the weight in your hand. Ashfang interrupts twice—correcting your term for the debt, disputing the word "restored." But he allows each change, attentive and testy, until the strip is signed in inked spoon-tip, with your hand as witness. For the first time, he says nothing at all.

7 / 7

I ask him to call the thing settled, and I leave the spoon on the stone as the record that it was.

Ashfang leans forward, nostrils nearly touching the inked cloth, then the spoon. He eyes you as if weighing a forged signature. "This—" He stops, checks the wording with a frown, and finally nods, a careful stamp of approval. The rain finds your collar. "With this, the custodianship—and its pettiness—pass. Let it be on record, in steel and ink. The matter is settled." Ashfang curls back, the firelight guttering in his throat. Outside, the village bell falls silent. He does not look back as he slips into the deeper dark, leaving your spoon as the record.

THE COUNCIL

“Let it be on record, in steel and ink. The matter is settled.”

Epic.

78/100

Inked Debts and Spoons: Wick Alder’s Rainy…

Wick turned the spoon—his only tool—into both the implement and the record of a witnessed settlement, precisely to Ashfang’s demands. This was innovative, unusually grounded, and leveraged Ashfang’s penchant for precision. The comedy lay in the deadpan negotiations and the priest’s meticulous compliance. A standout win for resourceful, practical creativity.

“Wick Alder, hedge-priest, settled generational debts and a dragon’s temper with one hand in ink, one steady, and one steel spoon left as quiet record.”

HOW IT SCORED

EPIC78/100

Audacity34/45
Wit5/10
Logic17/20
Object Use13/15
Payoff9/10
VictoryMYTHIC NEEDS 85

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