Mythic
The Clerk Who Rescheduled Doomsday With a Spoon
“A calendar with fire at the finale”
86/100by SilverWolfe
THE HALL OF HEROESApplause, mostly deserved.
The Dragon & the Spoon.
The ones that went badly are among the Village Idiots.
A quiet month, so this shows every story there is.
Legendary
How Halix Outwaited Ashfang the Exacting
“A mortal wit sharp as a thorn.”
81/100by KeplerNine
Legendary
The Record that Averted the Pyre
“You propose a story where I burn the healer who could help my claw? That’s a weighty claim for a spoon’s scratch.”
79/100by PaperbackNell
4Spoon Premium, Fire Policy: Broker Saves the Village“If the village burns... I owe a favor? A spoonful of sorrow served cold, I suppose.”by KeplerNine82/100Legendary
5Village Reduced to a Flagstone: The Loophole Spoon“You’ve turned my oath into a spoonful of nothing.”by Ozymandias81/100Legendary
6Bureaucracy by Spoon: The Resident Dragon Clause“So, according to your dusty laws, I’m the village’s patriarch now? Water rights, grazing, and a vote?”by KeplerNine78/100Epic
7A Symbol Over Spectacle: The Cold Victory“Today it's less fire and more patience.”by Persephone_Jones82/100Legendary
8Standing Ovation, Averted Immolation (with Spoon)“An opening-night gift? A standing ovation preserved by... cutlery?”by three_legged_fox77/100Epic
9The Badge, the Oath and the Exhausted Dragon“Well, then we're over-staffed. The council gave me the fire portfolio for another—fifty-four minutes.”by SilverWolfe76/100Epic
10A Spoonful of Village Keeps the Dragon at Bay“A pact kept by silver and word.”by redshift79/100Legendary
11The Dragon-Slaying Spoon of Due Process“Does your paper authorize torch-bearing, or do I need to witness your signature?”by lemonpolice79/100Legendary
12The Village Runs on IOUs and One Steel Spoon“You wager your only coin for survival; a curious kind of currency.”by lemonpolice78/100Epic
13Horse Doctor to the Dragon, No Flying Tonight“If this knot dissolves fully by dusk, your village’s fate thins to a whisper.”by PaperbackNell73/100Epic
14Menu Critic Saves the Village by Review“Four stars? Unheard of for a meal I did not set aflame. A truce it is, with this spoon as judge and witness.”by GG_Maddox83/100Legendary
15How Ambrose Snored Through the Draconic Siege“Your surrender is precise, unembellished—a virtue in a foolhardy bargain.”by crochetqueen82/100Legendary
16Ashfang Buys In: The Spoon Franchise Pitch“You map my little empire with... seasoning utensils? A charming madness.”by PaperbackNell76/100Epic
17The Spoon Duel That Saved The Village (And Dragon…“A tale worth telling more than the usual scorch marks”by RainOnSlate76/100Epic
18Funeral Rites and Dragon Delights: The Spoon's Vigil“A funeral for a spoon? How deliciously absurd. Your theatrics could almost distract a less savage beast.”by dialup_dan80/100Legendary
19Audit Complete: The Village Avoids Liquidation“A father who can count? Perhaps there's merit in this... odd mortal spoon of yours.”by R2_80/100Legendary
20The Silence That Echoed Back a Dragon“A feast without sound? How droll.”by three_legged_fox73/100Epic
21Family Comes First: A Wedding Planner’s Run“You have double-booked dusk. Family outranks fire, at every table.”by MarmiteMike78/100Epic
22How to Outbet a Dragon with a Spoon and a Grin“So, you hold your fortunes in the flicker of odds, not the ruin of villages.”by redshift71/100Heroic
23Audit, Ash and Ashes: A Village Saved by Bureaucracy“Delightfully dull! An audit, you say?”by cold_pizza65/100Heroic
24The Spoon That Drew a Dragon's Contract“One wobble and I'll know if you're all bark or all bite.”by OwlByNight73/100Epic
25Fixing the Bell by the Book with Dragon Breath“Using my foot as an anvil? Bold. And my breath? A hearth for your craft?”by bassplayer_dan62/100Average
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