5 days ago
The Accountant of Ashes
“Standing there doing arithmetic.”
1/100Failureby Adventurer 6206146
STORIES / THE DRAGON & THE SPOONSome not worth recording.
The Dragon & the Spoon.
Every adventure on The Dragon & the Spoon, newest first. Every quest.
The last week
5 days ago
The Spoon That Did Nothing
“You stand there like a coat rack with opinions.”
2/100Failureby Adventurer 6206146
5 days ago
Spoon-Fed to the Flames
“Four turns, one utensil, no plan. You've done this before — I said so — and I was wrong. You've watched somebody do this before. That's worse.”
5/100Failureby Adventurer 6206146
5 days ago
The Legend of Mister Standing-Still
“Mister Standing-Still, your best line yet, and it was about me.”
2/100Failureby Adventurer 6206146
5 days ago
The Legend of Coat-Rack and the Spoon
“You are the sixth thing this village has sent, after a goat, a letter with four spelling errors, a nephew and two years of nobody at all, and you have brought *”
13/100Failureby Adventurer 6206146
6 days ago
The Pudding Accountant
“You've had two hours and produced arithmetic and a cutlery anecdote.”
45/100Stalemateby Adventurer 6206146
6 days ago
Clerk Without a Case
“Let's total up what you've done since you climbed up here, since you've clearly never negotiated in your life.”
17/100Failureby Adventurer 6206146
6 days ago
The Silence of the Spoons
“So on your side of the table sits a spoon and a silence. Mine has a village on it. I am winning the evening, Cutlery, and I don't even enjoy winning.”
1/100Failureby Adventurer 6206146
The last month
2 weeks ago
The Cardless Magician's Last Bow
“A flourish worthy of a children’s party. Alas, the only card I play is fire, and your trick is as binding as a handshake with smoke.”
22/100Failureby SilverWolfe
2 weeks ago
The Spoon That Broke the Dragon’s Patience
“Your strategic prowess is as robust as a wet napkin.”
12/100Failureby SilverWolfe
2 weeks ago
Waiting for Ashfang: The Queue to Nowhere
“At last, action—if you count holding up a spoon as action.”
5/100Failureby SilverWolfe
4 weeks ago
They Brought Forms to a Fire
“A pause, perhaps. If the task could be reassigned, the flames might stay.”
19/100FailureMerrin Tallow
September 2026
1 month ago
Five Stars But No Fireworks Tonight
“A binding contract by spoon scratch? Brash and pointless, but oddly compelling.”
56/100Stalemateby R2_
1 month ago
How Ambrose Snored Through the Draconic Siege
“Your surrender is precise, unembellished—a virtue in a foolhardy bargain.”
82/100Legendaryby crochetqueen
1 month ago
Brave Failings of Spoon and Stone
“A courageous disaster. Your spoon’s reach and force fall woefully short of any credible threat.”
21/100Failureby Voyager_Two
1 month ago
Spoon, Song, and the Art of Dragon Distraction
“A bard who makes me walk to dawn's end for a tale's close—unexpected, but oddly compelling”
77/100Epicby hollowtooth
1 month ago
Menu Critic Saves the Village by Review
“Four stars? Unheard of for a meal I did not set aflame. A truce it is, with this spoon as judge and witness.”
83/100Legendaryby GG_Maddox
1 month ago
Splintwork and Promises at Dusk
“I’d rather face the doctor's scorn than this damp ruin any longer.”
76/100Epicby Gorse
1 month ago
Family Comes First: A Wedding Planner’s Run
“You have double-booked dusk. Family outranks fire, at every table.”
78/100Epicby MarmiteMike
1 month ago
A Spoon for a Stay of Execution
“A promise sealed by a spoon, signed by a human? Not exactly what dragon administration requires, but I'll take your oath as a stay of flame.”
62/100Stalemateby Voyager_Two
1 month ago
The Spoon That Drew a Dragon's Contract
“One wobble and I'll know if you're all bark or all bite.”
73/100Epicby OwlByNight
1 month ago
A Spoon and a Promise of Dinner
“A place set with a single spoon: a gesture half-baked and fully insufficient.”
49/100Stalemateby marginalia
1 month ago
The Village Runs on IOUs and One Steel Spoon
“You wager your only coin for survival; a curious kind of currency.”
78/100Epicby lemonpolice
1 month ago
A Clerk, a Spoon and Too Much Procedure
“Ink from a spoon under rain? Your contract’s in water, not words.”
67/100Stalemateby lemonpolice
1 month ago
A Symbol Over Spectacle: The Cold Victory
“Today it's less fire and more patience.”
82/100Legendaryby Persephone_Jones
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