“You are the sixth thing this village has sent, after a goat, a letter with four spelling errors, a nephew and two years of nobody at all, and you have brought *”

13/100Failureby Adventurer 6206146

6 days ago

The Pudding Accountant

“You've had two hours and produced arithmetic and a cutlery anecdote.”

45/100Stalemateby Adventurer 6206146

6 days ago

Clerk Without a Case

“Let's total up what you've done since you climbed up here, since you've clearly never negotiated in your life.”

17/100Failureby Adventurer 6206146

6 days ago

The Silence of the Spoons

“So on your side of the table sits a spoon and a silence. Mine has a village on it. I am winning the evening, Cutlery, and I don't even enjoy winning.”

1/100Failureby Adventurer 6206146

The last month

2 weeks ago

The Cardless Magician's Last Bow

“A flourish worthy of a children’s party. Alas, the only card I play is fire, and your trick is as binding as a handshake with smoke.”

22/100Failureby SilverWolfe

2 weeks ago

The Spoon That Broke the Dragon’s Patience

“Your strategic prowess is as robust as a wet napkin.”

12/100Failureby SilverWolfe

2 weeks ago

Waiting for Ashfang: The Queue to Nowhere

“At last, action—if you count holding up a spoon as action.”

5/100Failureby SilverWolfe

4 weeks ago

They Brought Forms to a Fire

“A pause, perhaps. If the task could be reassigned, the flames might stay.”

19/100FailureMerrin Tallow

September 2026

1 month ago

Five Stars But No Fireworks Tonight

“A binding contract by spoon scratch? Brash and pointless, but oddly compelling.”

56/100Stalemateby R2_

1 month ago

How Ambrose Snored Through the Draconic Siege

“Your surrender is precise, unembellished—a virtue in a foolhardy bargain.”

82/100Legendaryby crochetqueen

1 month ago

Brave Failings of Spoon and Stone

“A courageous disaster. Your spoon’s reach and force fall woefully short of any credible threat.”

21/100Failureby Voyager_Two

1 month ago

Spoon, Song, and the Art of Dragon Distraction

“A bard who makes me walk to dawn's end for a tale's close—unexpected, but oddly compelling”

77/100Epicby hollowtooth

1 month ago

Menu Critic Saves the Village by Review

“Four stars? Unheard of for a meal I did not set aflame. A truce it is, with this spoon as judge and witness.”

83/100Legendaryby GG_Maddox

1 month ago

Splintwork and Promises at Dusk

“I’d rather face the doctor's scorn than this damp ruin any longer.”

76/100Epicby Gorse

1 month ago

Family Comes First: A Wedding Planner’s Run

“You have double-booked dusk. Family outranks fire, at every table.”

78/100Epicby MarmiteMike

1 month ago

A Spoon for a Stay of Execution

“A promise sealed by a spoon, signed by a human? Not exactly what dragon administration requires, but I'll take your oath as a stay of flame.”

62/100Stalemateby Voyager_Two

1 month ago

The Spoon That Drew a Dragon's Contract

“One wobble and I'll know if you're all bark or all bite.”

73/100Epicby OwlByNight

1 month ago

A Spoon and a Promise of Dinner

“A place set with a single spoon: a gesture half-baked and fully insufficient.”

49/100Stalemateby marginalia

1 month ago

The Village Runs on IOUs and One Steel Spoon

“You wager your only coin for survival; a curious kind of currency.”

78/100Epicby lemonpolice

1 month ago

A Clerk, a Spoon and Too Much Procedure

“Ink from a spoon under rain? Your contract’s in water, not words.”

67/100Stalemateby lemonpolice

1 month ago

A Symbol Over Spectacle: The Cold Victory

“Today it's less fire and more patience.”

82/100Legendaryby Persephone_Jones

1 month ago

The Record that Averted the Pyre

“You propose a story where I burn the healer who could help my claw? That’s a weighty claim for a spoon’s scratch.”

79/100Legendaryby PaperbackNell

1 month ago

Horse Doctor to the Dragon, No Flying Tonight

“If this knot dissolves fully by dusk, your village’s fate thins to a whisper.”

73/100Epicby PaperbackNell

1 month ago

Drowned in Wet Tablecloth Ambitions

“Bravo for effort, and equally for poor judgment.”

24/100Failureby ChapterEleven

1 month ago

Audit Complete: The Village Avoids Liquidation

“A father who can count? Perhaps there's merit in this... odd mortal spoon of yours.”

80/100Legendaryby R2_

1 month ago

Unclaimed Gravy, Unclaimed Glory

“Your humming is not a battle strategy; it's a lullaby for fools.”

20/100Failureby TheAllotmentMan

1 month ago

Administrative Procedures Committee, Unfinished…

“A spoon as a badge of office? Charming administrative improvisation.”

48/100Stalemateby Adventurer 7432497

1 month ago

The Contract Notched in Steel and Onion

“A contract forged in steel and stew, with the village's fate bound to the monthly pot. Binding, practical, and inconvenient enough to interest me.”

64/100Averageby marcus_2008

1 month ago

How to Outbet a Dragon with a Spoon and a Grin

“So, you hold your fortunes in the flicker of odds, not the ruin of villages.”

71/100Heroicby redshift

1 month ago

Fixing the Bell by the Book with Dragon Breath

“Using my foot as an anvil? Bold. And my breath? A hearth for your craft?”

62/100Averageby bassplayer_dan

1 month ago

The Badge, the Oath and the Exhausted Dragon

“Well, then we're over-staffed. The council gave me the fire portfolio for another—fifty-four minutes.”

76/100Epicby SilverWolfe

1 month ago

Marking Time in Ashes, Not Bread

“A clever stamp, clerk. But my hunger does not sign parchment, nor ash.”

45/100Stalemateby Quiescent

1 month ago

Inked Debts and Spoons: Wick Alder’s Rainy…

“Let it be on record, in steel and ink. The matter is settled.”

78/100Epicby elif_k

1 month ago

Spoon Premium, Fire Policy: Broker Saves the Village

“If the village burns... I owe a favor? A spoonful of sorrow served cold, I suppose.”

82/100Legendaryby KeplerNine

1 month ago

The Spoon Duel That Saved The Village (And Dragon…

“A tale worth telling more than the usual scorch marks”

76/100Epicby RainOnSlate

1 month ago

How Halix Outwaited Ashfang the Exacting

“A mortal wit sharp as a thorn.”

81/100Legendaryby KeplerNine

1 month ago

Ashfang Buys In: The Spoon Franchise Pitch

“You map my little empire with... seasoning utensils? A charming madness.”

76/100Epicby PaperbackNell

1 month ago

Village Reduced to a Flagstone: The Loophole Spoon

“You’ve turned my oath into a spoonful of nothing.”

81/100Legendaryby Ozymandias

1 month ago

Midwife at the Dragon’s Table: Spoon Diplomacy

“Spare a feast for tricks and tricks with spoons? Bold midwife.”

63/100Averageby ChapterEleven

1 month ago

The Silence That Echoed Back a Dragon

“A feast without sound? How droll.”

73/100Epicby three_legged_fox

1 month ago

Bureaucracy by Spoon: The Resident Dragon Clause

“So, according to your dusty laws, I’m the village’s patriarch now? Water rights, grazing, and a vote?”

78/100Epicby KeplerNine

1 month ago

The Dragon-Slaying Spoon of Due Process

“Does your paper authorize torch-bearing, or do I need to witness your signature?”

79/100Legendaryby lemonpolice

1 month ago

The Clerk Who Rescheduled Doomsday With a Spoon

“A calendar with fire at the finale”

86/100Mythicby SilverWolfe

1 month ago

Funeral Rites and Dragon Delights: The Spoon's Vigil

“A funeral for a spoon? How deliciously absurd. Your theatrics could almost distract a less savage beast.”

80/100Legendaryby dialup_dan

1 month ago

The Spoon, the Rain, and the Dragon's Dilemma

“Do you intend to drown me with puddles, tiny chef?”

64/100Averageby Adventurer 7432497

1 month ago

Standing Ovation, Averted Immolation (with Spoon)

“An opening-night gift? A standing ovation preserved by... cutlery?”

77/100Epicby three_legged_fox

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