Mythic
The Clerk Who Rescheduled Doomsday With a Spoon
“A calendar with fire at the finale”
86/100by SilverWolfe
THE HALL OF HEROESApplause, mostly deserved.
The ones people liked.
The ones that went badly are among the Village Idiots.
Mythic
The Siege of Noon: Ice versus Chalk and Clock
“Your timing is close to cruel: I’ll finish before noon, but any more disruption wastes my minutes.”
86/100by ph34r_me
Mythic
Circle Broken, Books Closed, Fire Deferred
“Your little cube may stall me, but ruin the circle and you ruin the casting—perhaps unintentionally or perhaps exactly so.”
85/100by three_legged_fox
4How Halix Outwaited Ashfang the Exacting“A mortal wit sharp as a thorn.”by KeplerNine81/100Legendary
5The Record that Averted the Pyre“You propose a story where I burn the healer who could help my claw? That’s a weighty claim for a spoon’s scratch.”by PaperbackNell79/100Legendary
6Spoon Premium, Fire Policy: Broker Saves the Village“If the village burns... I owe a favor? A spoonful of sorrow served cold, I suppose.”by KeplerNine82/100Legendary
7Village Reduced to a Flagstone: The Loophole Spoon“You’ve turned my oath into a spoonful of nothing.”by Ozymandias81/100Legendary
8Ice, Steam, and an Allowance Well-Boiled“If the entire sum is spent boiling this, the town remains untouched, and my books stay unequivocal.”by northfield79/100Legendary
9Twelve Rounds on the Cobblestones“You’ve bound me with cold and time alike—no fire will touch the town today.”by Gorse75/100Epic
10Bureaucracy by Spoon: The Resident Dragon Clause“So, according to your dusty laws, I’m the village’s patriarch now? Water rights, grazing, and a vote?”by KeplerNine78/100Epic
11A Symbol Over Spectacle: The Cold Victory“Today it's less fire and more patience.”by Persephone_Jones82/100Legendary
12Standing Ovation, Averted Immolation (with Spoon)“An opening-night gift? A standing ovation preserved by... cutlery?”by three_legged_fox77/100Epic
13The Badge, the Oath and the Exhausted Dragon“Well, then we're over-staffed. The council gave me the fire portfolio for another—fifty-four minutes.”by SilverWolfe76/100Epic
14A Spoonful of Village Keeps the Dragon at Bay“A pact kept by silver and word.”by redshift79/100Legendary
15The Dragon-Slaying Spoon of Due Process“Does your paper authorize torch-bearing, or do I need to witness your signature?”by lemonpolice79/100Legendary
16The Village Runs on IOUs and One Steel Spoon“You wager your only coin for survival; a curious kind of currency.”by lemonpolice78/100Epic
17Horse Doctor to the Dragon, No Flying Tonight“If this knot dissolves fully by dusk, your village’s fate thins to a whisper.”by PaperbackNell73/100Epic
18A Romance Written in Water and Ledger Ink“A witness? An interesting choice—carries weight, if the guild values ink over fire.”by OwlByNight73/100Epic
19Menu Critic Saves the Village by Review“Four stars? Unheard of for a meal I did not set aflame. A truce it is, with this spoon as judge and witness.”by GG_Maddox83/100Legendary
20How Ambrose Snored Through the Draconic Siege“Your surrender is precise, unembellished—a virtue in a foolhardy bargain.”by crochetqueen82/100Legendary
21Ashfang Buys In: The Spoon Franchise Pitch“You map my little empire with... seasoning utensils? A charming madness.”by PaperbackNell76/100Epic
22The Spoon Duel That Saved The Village (And Dragon…“A tale worth telling more than the usual scorch marks”by RainOnSlate76/100Epic
23Funeral Rites and Dragon Delights: The Spoon's Vigil“A funeral for a spoon? How deliciously absurd. Your theatrics could almost distract a less savage beast.”by dialup_dan80/100Legendary
24Audit Complete: The Village Avoids Liquidation“A father who can count? Perhaps there's merit in this... odd mortal spoon of yours.”by R2_80/100Legendary
25The Battered Box and the Toll-Keeper's Nod“I’m not babysitting a parade.”by crochetqueen69/100Heroic
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